August 18th Can't Come Soon Enough. . . The Snakes Are Coming

I can't freaking wait to see this tonight. Some of my friends (who are bit younger than me; say, 19-22) have no idea why I'm so pumped for this. Again, I believe they don't surf the net or get pumped for craptastic things like I do. I have a feeling they'll be like, 'wow, that movie sucked ass, it wasn't even funny and the concept was stupid' while I'll be like, 'I can't wait for the sequel!@%$#@!%#@^%'

 

Snakes on a Train?

 

No. Way too far fetched. Nobody has rode a train since Broken Arrow.

"Snakes in the White House"

Oh, wait. That name's already taken by Dumbya's handlers.

 

I'm so excited I'm so.....scared.

 

Snakes on the Plain?

 

Did anyone see the promo on Letterman last night for his recommended sequel.

Samuel L. Jackson taped it earlier in the week, using the favorite line in the movie but changing it to Rats in a Deli. It was staged in the Hello Deli.

Pretty Funny.

 

Saw it and enjoyed it in a not so guilty pleasure way much like Jerry Springer and WWE wrestling. Yes, it's silly. But in a theater with just 15 other people, I couldn't resist screaming "I'm tired of these muthafuckin snakes on a muthafuckin plane," when Sam finally uttered the line. Hey, what was the usher going to do/

 

It was brilliant. Kind of like Citizen Kane or Casablanca or Shindler's List ... except with, you know ... snakes. And a plane.

 

True, but I heard they were able to wipe him off before it was released.

 

I think I speak for everyone here when I ask, "Were any of the people on the plane wearing Red Sox or Yankees hats?"

How about in the theater itself?

 

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/18/review.snakesonaplane.ap/index.html

A glowing review from cnn.com. Seriously.

 

No Sox. No Yankees.

But snakes. Lots of snakes.

And Samuel L. Jackson.

And a plane.