August 18th Can't Come Soon Enough. . . The Snakes Are Coming

Glorious, cheesy fun. Saw it at a drive-in, the way it was meant to be.
Even it was the probably the same froufrou dog Reese Withersppon toted around in "Legally Blonde," as a dog owner, I loved the red hot flaming death the dog tosser wound up eating.

 

In my office today:

*Police scanner crackles as unshaven, unshowered scribes march into work*

Static...Static.

"10-9, request animal control, we've got cows on the highway."

From across the room, a puzzled, plaintitive voice.

"Cows on the highway?"

Cows on the highway.

"Cows on the highway?"

"And Snakes on the motherfuckin plane!"

The day devolved from there.

 

I liked it.
But why is every crime boss in the movies an accomplished martial artist? I mean, I know a higher percentage of CEOs work out on a regular basis than does the general population, but with selling drugs, killing DAs and arranging to put motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane, how could he possibly have time to earn a black belt?

 

Haven't seen it yet. But I'd think the only place better to see it than at a drive-in would be on a plane!