Aussie College Baseball Playa Killed By Bored Teens In Ok Narrative

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

He died for the sins of Crocodile Dundee.

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

Why doesn't the autopsy report mention where his barbie is? Because it could be used as a weapon?

And, we know he had a barbie. He's Australian. What else is he going to cook his shrimp on?

I just want someone to ask the question.

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

With the damage reported in autopsy report it's possible that he
was pierced by a wayward flying Stingray. It's something to check
out.

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

Maybe he was running with a Fosters that they mistook for a "40"

 

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Maybe he was trying to impress chicks by pretending he was Yahoo Serious, and that needlessly aggravated the shooter. There's enough of a resemblance to at least ask the question:

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

I heard his dying words were "Nothing's fine! I'M TORN!"

I'll show myself out.

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

Meanwhile, in Australia...

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

This actually does bring up a tangential question that I've had...how on earth did a Division II public school in Oklahoma recruit an Aussie baseball player?

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

It happens. I went to a Division III school in middle America and there were foreign students, some who played sports.

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

What's the official narrative on this crazy little thing out of North Korea?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10272953/Kim-Jong-uns-ex-lover-executed-by-firing-squad.html

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

If he was trying to make the mean-ass Lean of the day, he failed.

“I have realized that the traditional omelet form (eggs and cheese) is bourgeois. Today I tried making one out of a cigarette, some coffee, and four tiny stones.” The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook.

 

Re: Austrialian College Baseball Player Killed By Bored Teens In Oka

"Stones" are code for Dunkin Doughnut Munchkins right?