Bacon Explosion

After much thought I think the burgers are out of the question. It would cost about a dollar a burger and I would have to make about 50 of them or more.

The bacon log thing would be about 30 or 40 bones. And the pizza taco would be real hard to make. I'm thinking maybe I could buy two pizzas. Cook them, put the taco stuff in between. And not cook the the lettuce and tomatoes. Who knows though

 

Try this.
Order two supreme pizzas from Papa John's. They must be unsliced.
Top the first one with fried cheeses sticks, cooked bacon that has been chopped. More cheese. More fried things, maybe onion rings. More meat, cooked ground sausage. Really, just top that bad boy with whatever you like.
Now, take the second pizza, flip it and put it on top of the now covered pizza. Use some cheese to make sure it sticks.
Then brush with garlic butter and more cheese.
Pop it in the oven, until everything is hot again, then slice and serve like a sandwich.

 

IMPORTANT LIFE-ALTERING EDIT: Instead of baking it ... DEEP FRY it. Mine eyes have seen the glory.

 

Jay, that's a direction I could go. I was thinking about this though. Supreme pizza baked. Layer of bacon weave. Pound of ground beef taco seasoning. Lettuce tomatoes. Onions.

 

If you went that route, you would almost have to precook the bacon weave and then put it on the top of the pizza. Otherwise, you would run the risk of burning the crust to a crisp, while the bacon remained soggy.

 

This would take a big fryer. It would also be something I would eat a slice of.

 

Maybe slice them up instead of trying to fry the whole thing. You'd have to be careful to slice them so the slices match, though.

 

You could chill the whole mess, then cut into chunks, batter and deep fry.
Keep everything together with tooth picks, but then that's getting more and more complicated.

 

You say that now, but when this very thing shows up at this year's Texas State Fair ...

 

It might not be as exciting, but you could use a lot of the same ingredients & make a big pot of chili.

It'll be a lot easier, shouldn't cost too much, and you can still top it with cheese, sour cream, corn chips (fritos?), etc.

 

You're like an evil genius.

 

What' already on a pizza supreme? I'm guessing everything.