Bacon Explosion

Not onion rings, cheese sticks and some of the other fried things you could put there.

brb, thisiswhyyourefat.com

 

And page 4 of www.thisiswhyyourefat.com has bagel bite sliders. Not quite what mustang was shooting for, but it can be done.

 

Burgers on bagels never work, though. Trying to bite through the bagel skin, you just crush the whole thing and everything spills out. (There's a dirty joke in there somewhere)

 

If you're browsing ThisIsWhyYoureFat, check out the deviled corn dogs.
I have hard time determining if food like that is shamefully glorious or gloriously shameful.

 

And here's a version of the pizza taco:



http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/9, fourth one down

El Niño

Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds.

 

How the hell would you even begin to serve/eat that?

 

I don't know. I'd like to find out.

 

Christ ... can't imagine the amount of calories in that thing. I bet that girl died after two bites.

 

Well, if you're civilized, I'd suggest a fork. If not, your hands will do the trick.

 

Well, we are a city full of morons.

 

Morons who push the once-limitless boundaries of junk food, maybe.