Bacon

These women from Minneapolis bought this bacon cooker made for the microwave. Hang slices over the top, cover with paper towel and the fat drips down through the hole and the bacon ends up crispy.

 

Rib Helmet sounds like a good name for a condom.

 

Not everyone here is in the news industry. I think a few of us have never been in the industry.

 

Yeah, I know. But still. "Search titles." How basic is that?

 

I searched "bacon" and didn't find what I was looking for after 3 pages.

 

Perfect for hotdish at your DFL meeting, don'tcha know.

 

You assumed someone was or wasn't in the news industry. I responded to the assumption.

 

Can we also post about watching the futbol, growing beards, and living in Brooklyn and Detroit?

 

Tans TastyCakes
1 min · Bacon Glazed Cinnamon Roll cupcakes — at Tans Tasty Cakes.

 

This is a national crisis in the making:

Nation's bacon reserves hit 50-year low as prices rise

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/bus ... um=twitter

“Today’s pig farmers are setting historic records by producing more pigs than ever,” said Rich Deaton, president of the organization. “Yet our reserves are still depleting.”

 

Bacon Shortage? Calm Down. It’s Fake News.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/business/bacon-shortage.html?_r=0

 

Vincent:
Want some bacon?

Jules:
No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent:
Are you Jewish?

Jules:
Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Vincent:
Why not?

Jules:
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent:
Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Jules:
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincent:
How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Jules:
I don't eat dog either.

Vincent:
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules:
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent:
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules:
Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?