Bad candy....no really, candy

Ditto on Good & Plenty, though I might hate black licorice even more.

 

Black licorice is the devil's dick.

 

Licorice sucks.

 

I'm not a great fan of licorice sticks, but I do love me some licorice jelly beans.

 

I smell a commercial brewing.

 

No, Mikey. Those are your six-day-old, unwashed sweatpants you smell.

 

You can say what you want about me, but I'll be god-damned if I'm going to sit here and let you impugn Bubble Burger.

 

Loved the wax candy.

Probably my all time favorite piece of candy was some wax candy I got trick or treating, oh, probably 35 years back now. It was an orange colored harmonica: a piece of wax candy shaped closely to a harmonica with holes that allowed you to actually play the harmonica candy as long as you wanted, and when you couldn't resist the waxy goodness anymore, well, you started wolfin' on it. Still remember that little treat to this day.

And Smarties, BottleCaps, Necco Wafers. All fantastic stuff. I don't know what's wrong with some of you people. Remind me not to share my Hot Dog bubble gum with you next time around.

 

It's showing no signs of withering away, that's for sure. The wrapper is a little worn, I guess from being shuffled around in the desk from time to time. But since it's out of the light and in an air-conditioned office it'll probably be eternal. If it weren't for the date written on it, you'd think it just came out of the bag.

 

Hey, more for you

 

Minor thread jack here but that old-school candy site reminded how cool I thought Wacky Packages were when I was a kid. Horrific gum too, but that's not why you bought them. Couple good Wackies websites out there.

 

I, for one, am absolutely terrified to do a google image search for "wacky packages".