Bad candy....no really, candy

I just threw up a little at the thought of Good N Plenty

Applets and Cotlets are horrible

 

Huh?

 

Have you never heard of them? Maybe they are regional to Washington, they are Apple-Walnut and Apricot-Walnut candies that are very popular around the holidays.

 

Never heard of them. Kind of glad.

 

Never heard of them, either. And like Dyno, I'm glad. They sound awful.

 

They are terrible. Lots of people buy them though.

 

Glad someone else feels that way. That shit is just gross.

And my the caps on my back molars fall out at the mere thought of "eating" a Now & Later.

 

Are circus peanuts considered a candy? A confection?

Whatever they are, they're a freaking abomination. Some people love 'em, others abhor them. I'm definitely in the latter.

 

I always liked circus peanuts. At least in moderation. Five or 10? Fine. A whole bag? Nausea and headaches.

Mary Janes were always the devil to me. That and those individually wrapped black and orange, peanut-looking candies old people give out at Halloween. Those things looked cheap, tasted nasty, and had enough sharp edges that your mouth bled after you ate one.
It's like they opened a jar of peanut butter on New Year's, let it sit out for 10 months, then chiseled it out and wrapped it in wax paper just to torment children.

 

Sugar free Jolly Ranchers are great. I'm having one now.

 

I hate that shit. Worst Halloween candy ever.

 

I gotta agree on that one. I had forgotten those damned things.