Baltimore

Holy shit, is that a stupid tweet.

 

Seriously? I've not seen anyone drinking while actually mowing the lawn, but I've sure as hell seen them on breaks or once they finish. Hell, I have a beer after I mow the lawn. But I am an adult, so I do it in the backyard.

 

I'll occasionally take the garbage out shirtless, but I feel guilty about it.

 

Lol, yes, doing yard work and having beers is really backwoods.

 

Hey, what's wrong with drinking beer and mowing the lawn? Some women like that.

 

At night, I occasionally water a tree in my front yard, particularly if I don't think I can make it into the house in time.

 

If you can drink a beer after tarring a roof on a hot day in prison, you can drink a beer after mowing your lawn.

In all seriousness, it's not so much the action, it's how they're behaving that would make me decide on calling the cops or not. Two people in a car smoking a joint? Nope. A large group of people blasting music at 2 a.m., with beer bottles and cans all over the place and having a wild party? Yep.

 

So the future leaders of America are burning down a city for a drug dealer who caused his own fatal injuries. This is just too perfect.

 

It's true. Sometimes people do act in really bizarre, unverifiable ways that happen to perfectly validate an agenda.

In other news, I read somewhere that Eric Garner was just trying to show someone how long he could hold his breath. It's a shame it went so tragically wrong.

 

My 90-year-old neighbor clips his toenails shirtless while sitting on his front steps.

That's the kind of revulsion that transcends the racial divide.

 

I'm actually kind of shocked the Post ran with this.

 

Why? It's a government document, not an anonymous source.