Baseball Thread 5 - #5 George Brett Has a Story to Tell

Get his ass in the car. Like, right now.

 

Span caught that damn ball.

No idea where this Keppel kid came from.

 

Zeke, we're keeping him.

 

Sold. You making the bars or the hotdish? I could go either way.

 

I'll make bars. I have a fab lemon bar recipe that's perfect for any summer get-together.

 

Make that 30.

 

Which package are you talking about? Hernandez seemingly was the highlight of the McLouth trade. Morton's a classic AAAA pitcher.

 

Mets fans, I am disappointed. I expected to read all about the Mets-Brewers series vicariously through you this week, but you've gone silent for the most part. C'mon, release your inner rage.

 

They've been drowning themselves in Flushing Bay since last weekend. Tragic, really.

 

Best swing in baseball? I'd say so.

Pujols could legitimately win the Triple Crown this year and, if he keeps this pace up, beat Barry Bond's all-time home run record for a single season. I say the guy has almost 40 by the All-Star break.

 

Well, sorry Brian Bannister. I've seen slow-pitch softball teams with more offense than your lineup.

And while you might not believe it, the SS lineup of Pena, Luis Hernandez and Tug Hulett didn't get one hit tonight. Not a one. Bunch of fucks.

 

I don't know. For my money, it's Mariano Rivera.

Also, the Red Sox have blown a 10-1 lead in two innings. Orioles have the lead in the top of the ninth.