Baseball Thread 5 - #5 George Brett Has a Story to Tell

I'd also like to commend St. Louis on becoming the first all-star game host team to mow a giant phallus symbol into the middle of the outfield.

 

I wondered I kept craving dick.

 

Anyone else get the sinking feeling they just watched the GNP of the Dominican Republic get blown on a 30-second spot of dubious clarity?

 

Anybody else wondering why the Royals got two clips in that Pepsi commercial?

 

Third row, behind home plate. The blonde in the black top.

Holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shit.

 

I hope she didn't co-sign an Escalade with anyone on that field. Or bring a purse strap.

 

Fox sucks.

 

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. Looks like she's got fat arms, but the breasts are practically sitting on the redhead in the row in front of her.

 

Did a canary land on the camera lens?

 

I'm not an Obama fan, but I'll give him credit for wearing the Sox jacket. You just know a lot of people would have taken the easy route and gone with the Cardinals gear.
Also, how hot is it in St. Louis today? He's got to be sweating like a mule with the jacket and the vest on. For once, when someone says Obama stinks it'll be hard to disagree no matter your political affiliation.

 

Did Craig Sager dress Tim McCarver?

 

"No bailout for the National League?"
"We're out of money."