Baseball thread No. 7: Somebody slip the pinstripers a Mickey

Only took 5 years. :

Gee, I hope no one actually peeked at those files over the years, that would be terrible! And illegal, even!!

Have a good day, Mr. Conte, wherever you are.

 

Another day, another season-ending Mets surgery, as Oliver Perez is scheduled to go under the knife for his knee.

The rotation is now Mike Pelfrey, Tim Redding, Bobby Parnell, Nelson Figueroa and Pat Misch.

Wow. Just ... wow.

 

He's quoted in the AP story:

http://www.sacbee.com/state/story/2141062.html

 

Fine job of stockpiling depth there by Omar.

 

Tony Gwynn single-handedly kicking the Braves' ass.

Man, I thought I was able to quit writing that in 2001. Fuck.

 

The Mets have just shut down their Buffalo affiliate and are working on sucking Binghamton dry.

 

Damn you, Scotty Pods.

 

Whether it's Lidge or Madson, the back end of the pen cannot hold water.

 

Haven't seen that in awhile...

Ortiz walk-off solo home run.

 

What happened to Posada? I'm at a Melvins soundcheck and the games's on the tube. Saw him being helped off the field but have yet to see a replay of how he was injured. The Melvins and I would be most happy if someone could give us the lowdown. Thanks!

 

I HATE YOU, RYAN HOWARD!

 

Don't hate ... congratulate.