Baseball thread No. 7: Somebody slip the pinstripers a Mickey

Nick Green is pitching against the White Sox?

Jesus.

 

Remember that time a few years back when the Cubs were in the World Series?

That answers that.

 

Hey, Moddy inherited the Expos' legacy of suck. He does root for one of only three teams to never make the World Series, you know. He suffers.

 

Exactly. The Cubbies were a half-century into their drought before the Mets were a gleam in Spnited's eye.

 

Yeah, but he couldn't possibly keep up his stellar play. He'll be out of the league in five minutes. Ugh.

Agreed, though. Terrible loss for the Nats. Got his autograph last weekend, and he couldn't have been a nicer guy. Upon request, he didn't hesitate to sign.... Nyger Morgan aka T Plush.

How can you not love that guy?

 

The Nats still sign autographs? Wow, they do suck.

 

Dear Sonner: Wanna impress me motherfucker? Finish a fucking crab cake. Your friend, T-Plush.

 

Dear T Plush: Wanna impress me? Finish a fucking season. Your former friend. RS.

 

I root for one of the other two!

 

Awesome note from AP:

 

That is interesting, but couldn't they just reschedule the picture?

 

According to the Chicago Tribune someone has put a waiver claim in on Aaron Heilman.

28 GMs are frantically calling their owners and swearing "It wasn't me!"

Who the fuck could be dumb enough to put a claim in on that chode? And if Hendry's first words weren't "He's all fucking yours", he needs to be fired.