Baseball thread No. 7: Somebody slip the pinstripers a Mickey

Sounds like your quibbles are with the radio show that interviewed Reggie Jackson the other day.

 

See ya in seven months, White Sox.

And good luck keeping your job, Kenny Williams.

 

An All-Star in 2006, Chris Capuano started the 2007 season 5-0 for the Brewers. Since then he has not pitched in a Milwaukee victory. He finished 5-12 that season and the Brewers lost the last 22 games in which he pitched.

Then things got shitty. He hurt his elbow in spring training 2008 and had his second Tommy John surgery. He went to spring training this year but had a setback and hasn't come close to returning to the majors. He finally threw three one-inning outings this month in the Arizona rookie league and is moving up to the Brewers' Helena team in the higher rookie league.

 

I'm sure the White Sox will trade for him soon.

 

He's not guaranteed $760 million over the next three years, so he doesn't fit into the plan.

 

There's a drive... Deep to left... You can PUTITONTHEBOOOOAAARRRDDDD!

 

But he does suck.

 

Damn it, Zeke, I thought your Twins were supposed to lose, so they don't put you through the same thing they did last year.

Could you get on this please?

 

Zack Greinke completes a one-hit shutout in Seattle. Retired the last 22 Mariners. Five strikeouts.

 

A masterpiece. This coming off a 15-strikeout, 1-walk performance on Tuesday.

He's the best pitcher in baseball this year. Period.

 

Eh, he's not even in the top 3. [/shockey]

 

Six complete games, three shutouts for Greinke.