Baseball thread No. 7: Somebody slip the pinstripers a Mickey

I wouldn't be surprised if the Cubs change their flight out of San Diego and fail to tell Gregg about the change.

@BYH: Based on tonight's performance ... Kevin Gregg has no guts.

 

Kevin Gregg.

Fire.

 

Jim Hendry needs to be hung by his nutsack from Harry Caray's microphone for signing this fucking chode.

 

Does anyone know where I can join a Kevin Gregg fan club? That guy is great!

On a serious note, I remember sitting in a bar last August watching him cough one up to the Cubs in the ninth. He sucks. When the Cubs got him, I laughed and wrote them off.

 

Within the past few minutes, somebody edited Gregg's Wikipedia article:<blockquote>Gregg competed with Carlos Marmol for the position of closer during the 2009 Spring Training; on March 29, 2009 manager Lou Piniella announced that Gregg had won the closer position and Marmol would serve as set-up pitcherHe Is one of the worst closers in Cubs history..</blockquote>

 

ONE of?

THE motherfucker. THE!

 

And somebody else just added this:<blockquote>... "and wets his bed nightly"</blockquote>

 

As soon as "...is a gutless cocksucker who should die a horrible death in a fire" is added, we'll know it was our A_QB.

 

;D ;D ;D 8)

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Gregg#2009

 

Current Kevin Gregg Wiki photo:




Wiki photo when A_QB is done with it:

 

I tried.