Baseball thread No. 7: Somebody slip the pinstripers a Mickey

will the Twins have to pay his performance for 10 wins or more?

 

Just wait til he faces someone other than the Tigers or White Sox.

In his last six non-Tiger/White Sox starts, he's allowed six, seven, two, eight (three earned), six and nine.

The nine was against KC and the eight against Pittsburgh and the two against Oakland.

 

Bad news: He sprained his dingaling. Out six weeks.

 

No, thank God, I'm watching the Indians feed. If I had to listen to Hawk, I'd watch the NFL Hall of Fame stuff instead.

 

Fixed.

 

I luv it when u analyze.

 

I didn't analyze anything. Didn't claim to, either.

 

Put another one on the board, yes!

 

You analyzed what you would do in the hypothetical situation of having to watch a White Sox/Indians game with Ken "Hawk" Harrelson as the announcer.

 

* Main Entry: an·a·lyze
* Pronunciation: \ˈa-nə-ˌlīz\
* Function: transitive verb
* Inflected Form(s): an·a·lyzed; an·a·lyz·ing
* Etymology: probably irregular from analysis
* Date: 1587

1 : to study or determine the nature and relationship of the parts of by analysis




* Main Entry: anal·y·sis
* Pronunciation: \ə-ˈna-lə-səs\
* Function: noun
* Inflected Form(s): plural anal·y·ses \-ˌsēz\
* Etymology: New Latin, from Greek, from analyein to break up, from ana- + lyein to loosen — more at lose
* Date: 1581

1 : separation of a whole into its component parts
2 a : the identification or separation of ingredients of a substance b : a statement of the constituents of a mixture
3 a : proof of a mathematical proposition by assuming the result and deducing a valid statement by a series of reversible steps b (1) : a branch of mathematics concerned mainly with limits, continuity, and infinite series (2) : calculus 1b
4 a : an examination of a complex, its elements, and their relations b : a statement of such an analysis
5 a : a method in philosophy of resolving complex expressions into simpler or more basic ones b : clarification of an expression by an elucidation of its use in discourse
6 : the use of function words instead of inflectional forms as a characteristic device of a language



Yeah...I really didn't, actually. Saying what I would do isn't analyzing.

 

OK I can live with that.

And the much-despised Mr. Miles just drilled a triple and scored the game-tying run for the Cubs.

 

Fuck him I hope he still dies in a fire. [/A_QB]