Baseball Thread VI

Nope, you're wrong.

It's already been decreed by abelives that the Tigers were the frauds of the year. Of course, he wasn't man enough to stay around and defend that statement.

 

Most fraudulent than the Cardinals? Not sure about that.

 

When the dumb fuck No. 5 starter walks the first two guys with a 4-1 lead, then doesn't fucking  cover first base on a grounder, why is the dumb fuck manager just standing there with his arms folded, staring blankly into space?
Will somebody please rouse Willie out of his coma.

And when they put Alay Soler on the plane to Norfolk, put Heath Bell in the seat rght next to him.

 

Heath Bell's problem is the manager hates him and refuses to lose him unless the team is up or down by 11 runs.

As for the Cardinals, they're not very good but their body of (regular season) work exempts them from fraud discussion.

 

Yeah that 2-10 record against the AL Central in the last two weeks is impressive.

 

Wait a minute. Getting their asses beat at home by the Indians and the Kansas City Double A fucking Roylas doesn't make the Cardinals frauds, but losing to the Red Sox and Yankees on the road makes the Mets frauds?

You're not a dickhead. You're a brainless asshole.

 

Why does Joe Morgan and that other guy doing the Mets-Yankees game suck so much? It's terrible listening to them.

Morgan: If the Mets lose four or five in a row, that 11 1/2 game lead is gone.

No shit, sherlock.

 

Hey dipfuck, go fuck yourself.

Again: The Cardinals have a track record of success. I'll stick with them instead of the Mets, beating up on the dogass NL East, when it comes to denoting the bigger fraud in the NL.

I guess you're just surly because Joe Mauer is now hitting .380-something, thereby making you look like an even bigger boob than usual.

 

Exccept that after tonight the Mets will have lost 5 of 6 and the 11-game lead will be in tact...because to say the NL East sucks is being kind.

 

Heath Bell, in hopefully his final major league appearance, is now throwing batting practice....13-4 end of 4.

 

I usually defend Willie, but these are the games that he deserves to be completely destroyed for. It's bad enough he allows his team to be sacrificed by a Double-A pitcher who is afraid to put the ball over the plate, but not the team's spirit is completely gone.

In the NL East wasn't the NL East this would be the beginning of serious problems.

 

Lastings Milledge at his apartment in Norfolk, watching Xavier Nady muff a fly ball: "I could do that."