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Baseball Thread VI

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, Jun 28, 2006.

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  1. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

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    Daaaarrrryyyllll, Daaaarrrrryyyyllll, Darrryyyllll
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Jul 10, 2006
    #517
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Muahahahahhaa!!!

    Scioscia: "Can...I...play...softball...tomorrow?"
    Hibbert: "No, by tomorrow you'll barely be alive."
    Scioscia: "Oh...rats."
     
    BYH, Jul 10, 2006
    #518
  3. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    "Shave those sideburns Mattingly!"
     
    Overrated, Jul 10, 2006
    #519
  4. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Carl: That's it?
    Lenny: Yeah, I've got a magic bat too!
    Carl: And I have an enchanted jockstrap, hehehe
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Jul 10, 2006
    #520
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Ehh. It's still better than playing for Steinbrenner."
     
    BYH, Jul 10, 2006
    #521
  6. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Scioscia came through with what I consider to be a top 10 Simpsons cameo.
     
    Overrated, Jul 10, 2006
    #522
  7. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
    Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Jul 10, 2006
    #523
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Did Jose Canseco win any medals for his heroism saving the old lady's cats, dogs and piano?

    I think he shoudl give them back. Clearly, he was chemically enhanced and would have been unable to perform such feats without the benefits of the juice. :D
     
    BYH, Jul 10, 2006
    #524
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    The washer goes on the left.

    Sorry, ma'am.
     
    Chi City 81, Jul 10, 2006
    #525
  10. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Mr. Burns: "It's called playing the percentages. It's what smart managers do to win baseball games."

    Strawberry: "But I've got eight homeruns!"
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jul 10, 2006
    #526
  11. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    We had a guy play on our paper's softball team today who left Triple-A ball in May. His second time up, he hit a line drive home run that was still fucking rising when it cleared the centerfield fence.

    Thing hit a goddamn net they set up 40-50 yards behind the centerfield fence. By then, it'd stopped climbing. Still the biggest damn softball home run I've ever seen in person.
     
    OnTheRiver, Jul 10, 2006
    #527
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Were the Tigers really wearing a 'Turn Back the Clock' uniform when it looks the same as today's uniform?
     
    Armchair_QB, Jul 10, 2006
    #528
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