Be Puffy's right-hand man!

I'd rather lose a testicle than take this job.

 

You know, every king used to have a court eunuch...

 

What would the Puffster be king of? Taking a hit and slightly changing the drums to make another hit?

 

His empire... the kingdom that is Sean Com... Puff Did... Puff Didn't... Puff did, but so did Jlo...Diddy... Doo Wah Diddy.... hell, you could make a fulltime gig coming up with names everytime he reinvents himself... or at least uses automatic weapons...

 

Do you get combat pay? Or a bulletproof vest?

Love the CONFIDENTIALITY A MUST note. i.e. when Puffy kills another rapper and then writes songs about him, you keep your mouth shut.

 

Careful, you might offend Stoob...

 

The level of stupidity displayed on this thread is staggering.

 

How so? Did we imagine the times Puffy got shot at? I didn't even mention the 1991 concert he organized in NYC that led to several kids getting trampled to death.

Guy's a piece of crap.

 

So he got shot at. You seem to indicate he was out ordering hits on others.

The guy had a concert go wrong 16 years ago. By that logic, the Rolling Stones or the Who, both of whom amongst others had similar instances happen at concerts, must be just as reprehensible.

That Mick Jagger, what a terrible man.

 

Did The Rolling Stones organize that show? Did The Who organize that show? Did The Stones and Who knowingly fill a small venue (might have even been a school) far beyond capacity and then run like hell when the shit hit the fan? Did the Stones and the Who organize these fatal shows and then never issue an apology, beyond a possible written statement, to the families who lost kids there?

No. No they did not.

 

Whoever takes this will have some big shoes to fill.

 

Bernard Mcgurk would be perfect and available.