Beer snob sues MillerCoors for making Blue Moon

I mock vodka itself, not those necessarily who drink it.

I do mock people who try to tell me that this vodka or that vodka is "better" than another vodka.

 

That's fair. I mean, I usually buy Tito's, but yeah, it's hard to notice a big difference between that and other non-Aristrocrat brands.

 

Cucumber | Cigar City Brewing

Quite the tasty, refreshing hot weather brew actually.

 

Well, I'll be damned. I'll keep an eye out for that this summer.

 

One thing I can't stand is when I order a Tom Collins and I receive a Vodka Collins.

 

These are the parents of Annoying Facebook Girl who likes to post such things as "GUYS I WANT TO GO HIKING SO BAD. RRRGH." or "Why is it so hard to be in a productive mood. What is happening!?"

 

There's a woman I went to college with who posts shots of her 5-year-old preening for the camera at least daily. To each his own, I guess, but that seems excessive, borderline compulsive. She's documenting every moment of this child's life for semi-public consumption.

 

I run. A lot. Perhaps at the borderline obsessive point. Yet I'd never slap a 26.2 or 13.1 oval on my SUV...

Yet the beer snobs, the vegans, the "I only shop at Target/Whole Foods/Trader Joe's" crowd are so insufferable.

I'd rather run my miles and simply look better than 95 percent of the other guys my age.

 

There are Target snobs?

 

Yeah, one of those things is not like the other.

 

The "I only shop at Wal-Mart" sticker looks like this:

 

Back to the beer snobbery ... it's funny how in Europe, the "I only drink imported beer" snob is pouring down overpriced Bud and Miller products.