Behold the awesomeness of JoeyPorsche911

He looks like the type who would tape himself masturbating.

 

That dude has nothing on Pittsburgh PK Jeff Reed...



http://deadspin.com/sports/at-least-he.s-wearing-pants-this-time/jeff-reed-is-the-most-fun-kicker-of-all-time-268100.php

 

I guess what's worse than these guys maintaining such a persona is the fact that certain women actually like that crap. If women didn't like it, maybe these guys would stop.

 

He pulls proveably hot, demonstrably hot chicks, every day.

 

I'm just trying to figure out when the hipster doofuses (doofi?) started taking hairstyling cues from these guys...

 

Somewhere Tony Clifton is wondering where all of his shades went.

 

I thought this was a spoof until I hit the link.

I like the "Fucken Sexy" slideshow title.

 

I swear, that's one of the things that scares me about having children...to have a son turn out that way. Or to have a daughter bring home a guy like that.

 

There's a reason why this word exists, and it's because of cocknobs like this: DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!!!

 

This thread would be more useful without pictures.

 

A trend so topical, it has its own rhetorical anthropologists:

Has anyone else noticed that New York's Bridge and Tunnel Crowd (otherwise known as "Jersey") has adopted the Chelsea look? These days, you can barely tell the overly-plucked, overly-shaved, overly-worked out Jersey Guidos trolling New York's streets for drunk women from the overly-plucked, overly-shaved, overly-worked out fellas down in Chelsea. This site documents "macho" Jersey's strange obsession with the gay look.

This site got so many hits - and agitated comments - after being linked by Gawker the other day, that they're taking a breather. The remaining comments are worth a look.

http://gayorjersey.blogspot.com/