Beisbol been berry berry good to me (Running Baseball Thread IX)

Oh. You are right.

 

Power outage in Kansas City. The lights, I mean.

 

It bears repeating: This is truly awful basketball.

 

Bottom of the first now and whoever the WNBA team in Chicago is keeps fouling like crazy. This lady better hit her free throws.

 

Pssst, ESPN. Maybe after this you could show some really old people fucking. Can't be any worse than this craptacular.

 

Not sure why, but that post struck my funny bone.

 

Hey, plenty of time to spare. Let's go back to whereeverthefuck we were and get some WNBA postgame.

 

So, what are the odds for top-2:

• 1st pitch, 756th or foul ball or 4-3 putout
• 2nd pitch, ball or swinging strike or F8
• 3rd pitch, 756th, and America comes to a standstill for the freakshow that it's become.

 

The second sentence wasn't really needed as a clarifier. My dad called me from the game. Apparently there was a loud pop, and the first base lights and jumbotron went dark.

 

Yankees youngster does pretty good job in debut. 2 innings pitched, 1 hit, 0 runs, 2 walks and 2 strikeouts on 33 pitches. He was a starter at Double-A until about 2 weeks ago when the Yankees moved him to Triple-A and converted him to a reliever.
I'll take it.

 

Isn't clarifier what you put on after the activater?

 

It helped me. I assumed he had no power at his house and wouldn't be able to watch Bonds, assuming he lives in Kansas City.