Beisbol been berry berry good to me (Running Baseball Thread IX)

That's how I feel Pete.
I got to see it and that is pretty fucking cool.
Plus, good for Bonds.

 

Enjoy.

 

Have fun, Buck. Also, enjoy the Red Sox losing presently.

 

Three outs from the Yankees pulling within 5 games of the Red Sox.

 

Jason Giambi is pinch-hitting for the chick from The Hogan Family?

 

Except I assume the chick from The Hogan Family is at least mildly attractive for a human being. According to some internet reports, Shelley Duncan looks like the long-lost brother of Julian Tavarez.

 

Holy crap. That's pretty goddamn accurate.

 

Is it? I honestly haven't seen Duncan yet.

 

Yeah. Duncan is...not easy on the eyes.

 

Fucking Blue Jays. Clinging to a smidgeon of hope in the wild-card race, and they're more worried about hitting Rodriguez than they are about getting outs. As much as I hate to say it, that was bush.

 

I was watching the Yankees' Double-A team play during a rainy night a couple years ago, and this obnoxious fan kept heckling Duncan: "Hey, Shelley, you've got a girl's name, you little woman."

My buddy yelled down to the dude, "Hey, moron. His name might be Shelley, but he'll be in the big leagues in a couple years, and you'll still be a fat, bald guy in a garbage bag."

We're not Yankee fans. But, boy, do we hate idiot fans.

 

I was thinking the white Sam Cassell, but yours works too.