Beisbol been berry berry good to me (Running Baseball Thread IX)

I thought this was a Spanish thread.

I'm out.

 

brilliant.

 

Time to use a Spanish title for every thread.

 

Probably because he doesn't do much aside from hitting for average. He doesn't hit for power, and he won't steal bases.

 

Apparently the cure for what ails the Cubs is to acquire as many shitty left fielders as possible.

One of the all-sports radio stations in Chicago is reporting that Jim Hendry has put a waiver claim in on Shannon Stewart and is trying to work out a deal to acquire him.

This fucking guy is Jacque Jones with better wheels. Fucking brilliant.

Motherfucker

 

Don't forget shitty catchers. Got a bunch of those, too

 

I think the next challenge between the Cubs fanboys and Brewers fanboys here should be to determine who hates their fucking team more.

 

That would be a bloody battle, I'm thinking. God knows I hate the Cubs right now, and after giving up 30 runs in two days, I'm guessing your hate is bubbling over for the Crew, too.

Fuckin' Astros are liable to win the division.

 

fixed

 

I would say something to the effect of "Fuck you, you old dickhead," except that it's true.

 

Hopefully the Rockies saved some of those runs for this weekend.

 

The way the Cubs are hitting, they'll only need about eight of 'em.