Beisbol been berry berry good to me (Running Baseball Thread IX)

Dear Mets:

Just fucking walk Chipper Fucking Jones every fucking time he's up.

Sincerely,

A Mets fan who is tired of watching his team get fucked in the ass with a corkscrew by Larry Jones.

EDIT: Well, balls, who didn't see that coming?

 

It was measured at 470 feet.

 

Maine is reverting to his last year's shit of totally losing it for one inning and getting blown out as a result.
Has done it 2 games in a row now.

 

And the Mets looking like they were taking him out before Larry came up, too.

 

IN ALL HONESTY. I NEVER LIKED BASEBALL.

never watched it.

Until Barry Hit 756.

all of a sudden, I'm a fan. I wonder why?

 

My powers of deduction tell me that wasn't a good inning for Maine.

But here comes Jose to get the rally started.

 

the Braves 3-4 (and 2-3-4 combo with Renteria) may be the best in baseball.
They're at least the most explosive.

EDIT: Giving credit to the Mets....the 1-2 combo at the top of their order is the best in baseball. Get Reyes on and bunt him over is good for a run at least around 40 percent of the time.

 

He's stealing second on the next pitch.

 

Maybe third base?

 

Cardinals call up Rick Ankiel

 

At least until Chase Utley's hand is healthy.

 

Because you're a stooge?