Beisbol been berry berry good to me (Running Baseball Thread IX)

Jock Jones has four hits. WTF?

 

More importantly, he's got four RBIs.

 

Didn't see this on here yet, but Clemens earned himself a five-game rip for drilling Alex Rios in the back on Tuesday night.

 

So in reality, he got nothing. They'll push him back a day.

Insufferable douche (him, not you )

 

I'm waiting for the day when they suspend pitchers for what would be five starts, but I'm not so sure it'll ever come.

 

Never happen. They miss 1/33 starts, which is almost exactly the equivalent of 5/162 games for a position player. I gots no problem with that punishment. It's just right.

 

And now the real fun begins. Braves travel to Philadelphia to begin the their three game death march.

 

But you'd still be right if you were talking about me.

Incidentally, did Josh Towers calling Tony Pena a quitter after the Tuesday game make it down to New York?

 

If the Phillies win two games, I'll be thrilled.

 

If the same happens to the Mets, so will I.

 

I'll take it.

 

Oops, I meant if the same happens to the Marlins, I will be thrilled.