Beisbol been berry berry good to me (Running Baseball Thread IX)

I disagree. Sig bet?

 

Tell me again how the Cubs are winning the NL Central, doc.

No sig bet. That means I'd have to root for the Yankees and my father would reach down from above and strangle me if I did that.

 

Blow me, you cantankerous old bastard.

 

A little sensitive there, Mr. Cubbie?

 

I'll remember your assholish behavior when the Mets come up short once again in October.

 

No one should ever have to root for the Yankees. I still don't agree that anyone should even want to root for the Yankees.

 

At this rate, the Mets might not see October...not if the asshole manager keeps trotting Guillermo fucking steroid-using piece of shit Mota out there to fuck things up.

You know what's interesting to me, the Brewers have lost six of 10 and increased their lead over the Cubbies.

 

Zeke, I hope to god the opposite happens...but I'm afraid I'll be right about the fucking Yankees

 

Gagne and Okijima looked real fucking superior Friday night.

 

That makes two of us. They've got to be the wild-card favorites.

 

They've already got the wild card locked, Mike. The question is whether the choking dogs of Fenway can hold them off

 

And at this rate, I'd like to see Mota start juicing again.