Beisbol been berry berry good to me (Running Baseball Thread IX)

Fuck you Doc. Do you have washboard abs like Creamora? No. No you don't. You're just a frumpy jealous sportswriter.

Go fuck yourself in the ass with Bea Arthur's dick and have a happy used syringe day.

 

You do know that's quite impossible right?

 

I was thinking just that.

 

Someone's been watching a roast or two.

 

I think the point was the NL is terrible.

Of course, it was terrible a year ago too.

 

And yet a champion still emerged. What does that say about the Tigers?

 

Yanks vs. the AL Central:

Cleveland.. ......6-0.....49-17
Kansas City .... 7-1.... 56-28
Minneosta .......5-2.... 40-21
Chicago...... .. 6-4... 71-40

Total----------24-7 216-106

Yanks vs. everybody else: 42-44

All you guys wanna tell me once more how great the AL Central is.

 

Mets fans everywhere, relax. Joe Morgan predicts New York to hold onto the top spot in the NL East. I'm not really sure what that means.

And with a scoreless inning against the Mariners, Jenks passed David Wells' AL record for consecutive batters retired with 41, which ties the MLB record set by San Francisco's Jim Barr.

 

It means the Mets are more fucked than I thought.

 

Asked why he thinks the Mets will win the division, Morgan said it's because they're in first place right now. That was his only reason. Such is the beauty and wisdom of Joe.

 

Yeah, he's a fan on the Brewers and the Diamondbacks for the same reason. That's why he's an expert analyst. That and his Hall-of-Fame career and his willingness to still collect a paycheck.