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Ben Carson: Bungling Surgeon

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, Oct 7, 2015.

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  1. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Soooo, if angry young Ben stabbed himself, would sleepy doc Ben be able to stay awake long enough to stitch himself up? That should be a question in the next debate, dammit.
     
    SpeedTchr, Nov 5, 2015
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  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    This is awesome...

     
    cranberry, Nov 5, 2015
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  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Was that Zamfir's pan flute in the background?
     
    dixiehack, Nov 5, 2015
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  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    These were the top 5 rejected versions of the Ben Carson rap ad:

    1) “I'm Ben Shady, Yes I'm the real Shady, all you other Trump Shadys are just imitating.”

    2) "I said a hip, hop, the hippy to the hippy. ... Now, what you hear is not a test, Dr. Ben is rappin to the beat."

    3) "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! . ... Let's privatize the fire department!"

    4) "So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play. But then I went to prison and came out gay, and I was ready to call it a day."

    5) "You've gotta fight. ... for your right. ... to stand up to political correctness!"
     
    The Big Ragu, Nov 5, 2015
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  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Not many rappers can pull of yawning through their rap like that.
     
    Ace, Nov 5, 2015
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  6. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    He sounds like Kevin Costner.
     
    HC, Nov 5, 2015
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  7. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Can you tell me what the last half of the ad said? I fell asleep.
     
    SpeedTchr, Nov 5, 2015
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  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Nah, it's just Freddie.




    Also, Huck and the Big Boy not ready for primetime.

     
    Songbird, Nov 5, 2015
    #380
  9. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Just goes to show that Dr. Ben is more black than Obama.

    Just sayin', yo.
     
    da man, Nov 5, 2015
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  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    He's also more white than Obama.
     
    Vombatus, Nov 5, 2015
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  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Hell, rapping campaign slogans worked for this guy:

     
    Batman, Nov 5, 2015
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  12. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    I did it when I was about 20. Was up for 36 hours straight and my eventual wife was in the passenger seat. Woke up just in time to minimize what was a glancing blow on a semi truck. Totaled the car, but everyone was uninjured.

    It was, by far, the dumbest thing I've ever done. And it will never happen again. I was lucky I didn't kill both of us in my car and others on the road.
     
    SnarkShark, Nov 6, 2015
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