Best Bad Movies Made

Shit, there's no shame in that for a man who was later out-acted by Richard freakin' Dawson. At least Milano had somewhat of a career. Dawson was just a guy who got one role and kissed a lot of ugly women on the Feud.

 

Cougarguy and I have stayed up to watch the thrilling completion of Mighty Ducks 2. I went to change the channel before the end and he said, "Don't! I've invested too much in this movie!" :

 

Don't forget Richard played Cpl. Newkirk on "Hogan's Heroes" (far left in this picture).



Hmmm....wonder how many of Bob Crane's amateur films the blonde ended up appearing in?

 

I forgot Patrick Swayze was in Uncommon Valor. Great movie, awesome performance from the always outstanding Tex Cobb.

Richard Dawson was also cool in The Running Man.

 

Swayze belongs in the best bad movie HOF thanks to Point Break, Roadhouse etc...

Jean-Claude Van Damme needs to be there as well... I loved Bloodsport and Kickboxer just for pure action... But Double Impact, Nowhere to Run, Timecop and Lionheart are all pretty damn good bad movies... Then at some point they just became bad and straight to video.

With Seagal, I loved Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Under Siege and Out for Justice, the rest just sucked...

People have mentioned Commando, which is probably the best Arnold movie for this list...

 

Good question. Minimum Wage Rock and Roll wasn't a bad album. Maybe they hooked up with The Waitresses. Anyone else remember them?

 

The Natural. It was so phony. The era was so off and the ending was weird.

 

Hey, how about this? I agree with boots. I did not like much about The Natural. And it annoys me when people call it one of the best sports movies ever made.

I also disliked Bang The Drum Slowly.

 

"It's like Bang the Drum Slowly, only the drum is a chick."

 

I can't believe no one has mentioned American Ninja 1 & 2 featuring Michael Dudakoff...

 

Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You keeled my fahther. Plepale to die.

Princess Bride has to be on this list.

And from Roadhouse, my favorite line: "A polar bear fell on me."

And whoever mentioned One Crazy Summer ... I'm surprise you haven't suffered the wrath of Hoops

 

Mr 33,

Bang The Drum Slowly? You're kidding. Vincent Gardenia was Tommy Lasorda. And Moriarty was great -- though Bobby D's southeren accent was as bad as Gandolfini's sounds like in the trailer for All the King's Men.

Billy Jack is one of my faves. I've emailed him a bunch of times (true) and he never writes back.

YHS, etc