Best fantasy team names?

I dubbed my keeper league team Kerry Wood's Hot Tub this year...

 

I still think the Penis Mightiers is a great name.

 

I have Sault Ste. Marie Antoinettes. Our team mantra is "Let them drink beer."

A friend of mine had a college rec basketball team called Giraffe Odor. I had to bow to the master on that one.

 

They never mess with one of their own, George...

 

I'm still waiting for whatever team currently employs Jermaine Van Buren to come up with a fan club called "The Van Buren Boys."

I've had teams named The Sucka MC's and Team Awesome. Big wrestling fan in our office has one named The Fabulous Kangaroos.

 

For several years, my team (with apologies to Dave Barry) was called the Pull-It Surprises.

The last few, I've been the No-Talent Assclowns.

 

My new fantasy baseball team.......The Meatless Wienees

 

Several years ago, three friends of mine co-owned a team: Manage A Trois. Brilliant.
Others in my former leagues:
Tom Dempsey's Toes
Pete Gray's Arm

 

The first year I played fantasy football -- before the advent of Internet-run leagues -- I wrote the newsletter every week for the league. This was Curtis Enis' rookie year, and I pretended his middle initial was P. I've never seen so many mature, young adults (I like to think so) laugh every time they see the name Curtis P. Enis.

 

No, but interestingly enough, it was the team name of a friend of mine in a fantasy football league.

And for your information, the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

In a fantasy hockey league, a guy had Sergei Federov and Ladislav Nagy on his team and combined the two to form: Federov's Nagy Herpes.

 

I've always been partial to leagues which require teams to be located in real towns. Last place team gets his club relocated and renamed by the rest of the league.

The Dingle (Id) Berries is a good one.

 

I am using the "Spittin Swallows" right now