Best humorous semi-original Xmas song

Hey, NO OUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Poor SC. All her teen dream crushes end up bloated pigs (Lane) or stringy-haired guys who play second-fiddle in their band and manage to land then lose Heather Locklear (Sambora) or have their voices ravaged by time and viruses (Tom Kiefer).

Ahh it could be worse. She could have had a crush on Jonathan Knight.

Oh hi there IJAG.

 

AND YOU HAVE DREAMS OF PRANCING BILLY!

I win.

 

Yeah but they're asexual dreams. So I wake up and the sheets are dry.

I mean what?

 

You're forgetting River Phoenix. Dead of an overdose. sigh . . . I even have bad taste in crushes.

 

Other SC cursed with her crushes:
--Marvin from "Pulp Fiction"
--The boy in the plastic bubble
--Corey Feldman

 

Nope, he was/is my crush:




And I'll take the fall for Corey Haim. I thought he was dreamy.

 

Corey Feldman was not my fault. I swear!!!!

 

There were three different versions of the Hanukkah Song. Which one are we referring to?

 

Two Christmas songs that might be humorous, depending on your point of view:
"Dominic, the Italian Christmas Donkey" by Louis Prima
"Merry Christmas From the Family" by Robert Earl Keen

 

Sandler did all three. But the first one is the best of the three.

 

Is the Hanukah song even a Christmas song? While Hanukah takes place close to Christmas, it's not really related to Christmas. Perhaps this thread should be titled "Best humorous semi-orginal holiday song?"