Best sports movie actors

The guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

 

The suspect got a look at the bug's dick and became extremely jealous.

 

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

 

I'd hit it ...

 

Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

 

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

 

Brett Favre was pretty damn funny in Something About Mary.
Matt Dillon: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins you dumbass.

And Xavier McDaniel was hilarious as himself in Singles.

 

Come on now you have to give this to boy Sylvester Stallone.

 

Nobody's mentioned Charlie Sheen yet? Dude was awesome in Major League.
And speaking of Major League, I'd give a vote to Jesus Christ if he could hit a curveball.

 

I liked Costner in Bull Durham and Tin Cup.

Great interaction with the secondary characters in both.

(So we're going beyond the bathtub with Susan Sarandon in the former, and sharing a Winnebago on a West Texas driving range with Cheech Marin in the latter.)

But ...

From a retro standpoint, my specialty, I think you gotta go with Sonny Corleone himself, James Caan.

First, for Brian's Song.

Then, for Rollerball.

Talk about running the gamut in just two flicks.