Best towns for an A*& whipping

Los Fresnos, Texas.

(Watch your speed, they're serious about that 30 mph in downtown.)

Bowie, Maryland.

(They don't like folk who are partial to the races.)

Clarksville, Tenn.

(There's LOTS of guys who like to fight.)

Downtown Philly ....

('Nuff said.)

 

Providence has long been a good place for a beat down. yours truly had to run from a Providence game because of some of the local jackasses. In addition to being an armpit of Amerikka, it makes our listi
SALUTE!

 

This just in from the ass kicking network. Please add Ft. Lauderdale and Deerfield Beach to great places to get that ass kicked free of charge.

 

Jesus, there are plenty of good neighborhoods in which to get you ass kicked in Philly. I'd put downtown way down on the list.

 

I beg to differ. You can get that ass kicked good in proper at 400 N. Broad Street. Seen it happen a few times.

 

I didn't say it couldn't happen downtown. I just said several Philly neighborhoods should be listed ahead: Delware Avenue, Fishtown and North Philly leap to mind immediately.

 

K and A has long been a favorite stomping ground, litterally.

 

stop off the 5 in between hillsboro and olympia. no need to lip off, just have the audacity to show up with a new face.

 

you are so awesome dude, really. i'm sure you kick ass, really. really.

thanks for being you ... really.

 

Charlotte Amalie, USVI
In town, there's Main Street and Back Street. After lunch and looking at the shops on Main Street, walk over to Back Street. Have a beer at Rosie's Irish Pub, or Chaps Western Saloon.

Then in the evening, the Ritz Caberet on the corner of Back Street and Crystal Gade for some club action. The ass kickings there inside and on the corner are not always free, so it may take a just a little lip to get things going.

In my year working the door at the Ritz Caberet, I saw Navy personel from a dozen different countries, and tourists several times that number battle it out with the local Rasta thugs. Heniken bottles were their missile of choice. Incredible fights some nights.

Warning: Be careful when a Rasta thug runs from you in St. Thomas. He is actually more dangerous then. It is when he seems to run, that he is looking for the Heineken bottle. Saw several heads explode with those things. Some of those guys should have been in the big leagues.

Back of Back Street the ass kickings are totally free. If you get out of the Ritz ok, turn the corner and go up the street toward Walters Living Room II and Cafe Blase at 13 Crystal Gade. I liked both of the owners and had a lot of fun at both places after hours drinking. The ass kickings in that area though are completely free of charge.