Best towns for an A*& whipping

as i do you.

 

This just in to the ass kicking network

Throw in Biloxi,MS. Yes they are kicking ass on a daily basis down there accordign to my sources.

 

Ah, it ain't that bad of a town for fights. It's got an Air Force base, so that raises the activity a little more than most cities that size. I never saw that many fights in Biloxi, despite going out all the time during my time there. The few fights I did see happened in an overcrowded sports bar, usually right after a big boxing match aired on PPV...young dudes blowing off some steam after hours of drinking and watching violence.
Somebody told me about a bar in Gulfport where they had so many fights, the owner put a boxing ring up in the middle of the joint, but I always thought that was an urban legend.

 

Fighting near an Air Force base? You haven't been around too many Air Force folk have you?

And if there's such a bar in Gulfport, I think I'd have been, so I'm not so certain about that.

 

Any place in Savannah I should avoid if I don't want to get an ass kicking this weekend?

 

Don't go near the Greyhound Bus Terminal. There is an ass kicking there on the hour.

 

I thought we had included most of the towns where you can get your ass kicked free of charge but an associate of mine reports he got his ass toasted in Reno Sunday night. He said it was a good one and that he was lucky someone called the cops. He's got a black eye and a fractured hand but said he got a few good licks in.

 

Isn't that Greyhound policy in most cities? Shit, I bet someone could get fucked up at the Greyhound terminal in Grosse Pointe, Mich., or La Jolla, Calif....if they had terminals there.

Most blood I ever saw was at the Greyhound in Dallas...some dude got knifed in my view. Fortunately, I was inside and all the action was outside. But they have big windows so that folks in the waiting room can view the carnage taking place on the street. Always thought that working the Burger King in a bus station has to be one of the worst jobs ever.

 

I was at that same bus station in Dallas two years ago, walked over through the parking lot of McDonald's. There were guys getting their asses kicked going and coming on that trek to Mickey D's.

 

I didn't see this the first time through so this is a little late for you Cosmo, but folks should avoid the Days Inn coffee shop a few blocks from the river.

We're walking back to the car about 1 or 2 a.m. and saw two guys throw down outside of there about 10 years ago.

 

Savannah? If you see some goofy dude dressed in all white and sporting a buzzcut, GET THE FUCK AWAY. Something's about to go down.