Best towns for an A*& whipping

What about: Towns where it's dangerous to be an *sshole and a wuss.

 

The pragmatist in me says that it should be unsafe to be an asshole anywhere

 

There's nothing wrong with being an asshole. It does help if you can do one of two things - fight or run. Remember he who learns to run away lives to fight another day!

 

Norfolk, Va. has offically been added to the list.
SALUTE!!!!

 

Why?

 

I buddy of mine got his ass destroyed our freshman year at Ole Miss. A few guys jumped him a few hours after a minor (and drunken bullshit) confrontation and wound up throwing him through a store window on the Square.

His face was cut pretty badly and he wound up pressing charges and suing. Won on both accounts because there were several witnesses.

 

My cousin told me about a mutual friend who got the shit kicked out of him while shopping with his girl. No further information is available other than he got his ass kicked.

 

Virginia is for lovers, not asskicking. Unless Boots is there and you'd exchange *kicking* for another verb.

 

I'm not there. I'm just reporting what my cousin told me. Therefore, Norfolk makes our list. This is stuff people need to know about.

 

Good reason.

 

why do you know so many people who get their asses kicked?

 

Well there was a waste of 12 words, 58 keystrokes, and a perfectly good question mark.