Best towns for an A*& whipping

Anywhere in Texas.

 

They do like to kick ass in almost every part of Texas I've lived and been through.

 

This just in. Another town to add to the ass kicking network. Charlotte, N.C.
SALUTE!

 

Nearly had one at a softball state championship we were staffing today.

Sorehead parent took exception to one of my shooters, who was getting the obligatory "player cries in foreground as winners celebrate in background" shots.

 

Cairo, Ga. - Don't get caught on the wrong side of a Syrup Maker.

 

Limestone County, Ala.

Basically anywhere in Mississippi where the soybean is king

 

Cotton is king, LJB. King Cotton.

 

Soy and catfish are taking over ... in Mississippi, the catfish industry alone is good for over $200 million.

 

Saw one yesterday at a tournament I was covering. Two under-16 soccer teams with a history lining up to shake hands at the end of the game, and one player makes a run at the opposition. Hilarity ensued with parents getting involved in a huge melee on the field, and the three officials and field stewards powerless to do anything.

Nothing like 120 minutes of soccer in 100 degree heat to get people pissed off.

 

We need the names of the towns people.

 

Ok then, Lauderhill and Coral Springs, Fla.

 

Coral Springs ah yes. Pretty much anywhere in South Florida is an invitation to get your ass kicked.