Best towns for an A*& whipping

This just in, Macon, Ga. makes the list.

 

I haven't read this whole thread. But looking at the front page of SportsJournalists.com and seeing boots as the last poster in a thread shortened to "Best towns for an A*..." made me smile.

 

why is that?

 

Indian reservations also are a good bet. Therefore, Gallup, N.M. is a good place to stay in at night. Certain parts of Nevada, Wyoming and Montana are good to avoid as well. Every time my former boss (who spent part of his childhood in Montana) had a good fight story it usually involved a reservation town.

And while we're on the subject of young men acting tough, college towns see their share of ass-whoopin's, too. Get a bunch of young men in polo shirts/frat letters and $200 jeans, plus a bunch of young men wanting to knock them down from their self-made pedestals, add Milwaukee's Best and stand back.

 

This just in from Ass Kicking Central, Wheeling, W. Va. and Bristol Tenn. hsve checked in.

 

Any bar you go into, start mouthing off and get what's coming to you = good bar
Any bar you go into, start mouthing off and get away with it = bar I hope I never walk into

 

This just in to the Ass kicking network, Willamsburg, Va., yes quaint little Williamsburg, is an excellent stop to get that ass kicked, stomped and according to many, thrown into jail. BETTER BEWARE!!

 

Tahoe

 

I am surprised that these two cities didn't make the list - Las Vegas and Atlantic City. Best of all you get paid to get your ass kicked in those dumps.

 

See page six, boots.

 

I love AC, but if you go wondering around without knowing where you're going, you could end up with bigger trouble than getting your *ss whooped.

 

Guthrie, Kentucky checking in. Make that all of Todd County.