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Best TV theme song?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TwoGloves, Jan 1, 2008.

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  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    So what you're saying is Songbird is masturbating to Lacey Chabert right now?
     
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    BYH, Jan 2, 2008
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  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
    Peter: Esoteric?
    (Zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain)
    Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
    Guy2: I think it's a science term.
    Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
    (back to the real world)
    Peter: Lois, "Who's the Boss" is not a food.
    Brian: Swing and a miss.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 2, 2008
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  3. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i don't know about xan, but i sure as to hell know i ... oh, nevermind.
     
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  4. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Dude, that's as addictive as any mini-golf web site.
    It reminded me of another classic from the early 60s:

    "There's a hold-up in the Bronx,
    Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
    There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights.
    There's a scout troop short a child, Kruschev's due at Idlewild ...
    Car 54 where are you?"

    Toody and Malone ... Starksy and Hutch they weren't, but damn funny.
     
    hondo, Jan 2, 2008
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  5. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    Andy Griffith
     
    pressboxer, Jan 3, 2008
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  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The Heights: How Do You Talk to an Angel lasted longer than the show.

    And this only counts in Bart Simpson's world, but anyways.....

    They fight.
    They fight.
    They fight, fight, fight, fight fight.
    Fight, fight fight
    Fight, fight, fight.
    The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
     
    Baron Scicluna, Jan 3, 2008
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  7. bostonbred

    bostonbred Guest

     
    bostonbred, Jan 3, 2008
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  8. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    "In 1998, (Chabert) stated, "Yes, I am a Christian. Jesus is the center of my life and I give God the glory for everything, for all my success."

    Good Christian girls always do Maxim spreads.
     
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  9. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    then she found dick.
     
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  10. Wheel Gunner

    Wheel Gunner Member

    All but one man died
    There at Bitter Creek
    And they say you ran away
    Branded
    Scorned with a coward's shame
    What do you do if you are branded and you know you are a man
     
    Wheel Gunner, Jan 3, 2008
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  11. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    I think I've read every post on this thread and I don't recall one of the classics. Feel free to lambast me if someone mentioned it and I missed it.
    Also, the guitar-driven theme to Beavis and Butt-Head is great.
     
    old_tony, Jan 3, 2008
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  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    A buddy of mine always sings the theme to Blossom.

    Don't know about the future, that's anybody's guess.
    Ain't no good reason for getting all depressed.
    Buy up your pad and pencil, I'll give you a piece of my mind.
    In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.

    Stop all your fussin'.
    Slap on a smile.
    Come out and walk in the sun for awhile.

    Don't fight the felling, you know you want to have a good time.
    And in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.

    http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1423
     
    mike311gd, Jan 3, 2008
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