Best TV theme song?

rookie. mine's a belt AND a tie.

 

That's it? Not only does mine serve as an ankle bracelet, I also use it as both my shoelaces, a four-foot walking stick and a feather I can put in my hat when I sing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

 

that was an awesome act of one-upsmanship. good work, dog.

 

Thank you, sir. I do what I can -- and only that.

 

Wow.

That's all you guys got?

 

you sir, are the definition of a giver.

 

That's pretty, that diagonal layering of the 57 posts.

 

a giver, i tell ya. he's a giver.

 

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do
Your
Balls
Hang
Low

I could not get that out of my head as I read the ballsjack, so I had to share.

 

solid.

 

I think it was in MVP Baseball 2004. That's where I first heard it.

 

Yeah, it was either MVP '04 or '05. Good song ... amazing game.