Beware, Trentonian offering jobs that don't exist

Who did they fire/force out to make room for Chakler? Because it goes without saying, being JRC, they ain't creating a new position.

 

I was wrong. He does have experience. And he goes by Robby Chakler.
http://www.visitnjshore.com/About/Authors/Robby-Chakler.asp

 

ohhh, that robby.

 

The Trentonian SE gig could spruce up the resume on the theory that he could show prospective employers what the section looked like before he took over and then the improvements he made during his brief reign.

 

My special daddy is the most lovely man in the whole wide entire round world.

Just moments ago my lovely daddy made the greatest, most great ever announcement. I try not to brag about my special daddy, but on days like this when the love just bursts from his heart I can not help but feel so proud and so happy to have been created by this Canadian man's love. I know all of you will also feel the warmth and beautiful love of my lovely daddy as you read his long awaited announcement.

"From the desk of Bob:

The loving and caring family unit that we all know as the Journal Register Company was born on a sunny, God-sparkled day in 1990. Today, on February 27 2007, Journal Register Company is re-born.

It is with tremendous privilege and pleasure that I am able to announce to debut of the "JRC Family Hall of Fame".

As I hold back tears of joy and pride in thinking back over the years at all of God's creatures who joined hands and hearts to make Journal Register Company the family-first organization that it is known around the world as, I can think of no better way to honor these unique individuals.

The "JRC Family Hall of Fame" is open to all human beings who used the JRC vessel to somehow make this world a more beautiful, safe, caring, special, compassionate and humane place.

Unlike the Hall of Fame that most of you are familiar with, the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto, the "JRC Family Hall of Fame" will be in mind and spirit and not feature a concrete home. Inductions will not be yearly, rather inductions will take place sporadically when I can no longer contain the love for inductees within the confines of my heart. More details will be announced in the future, but at this time I am overjoyed to announce the first ever induction class of the "JRC Family Hall of Fame" ...

Robert M. Jelenic - chairman and CEO of JRC
Lee Jelenic - one of NJ's greatest hockey players and the next generation of compassionate JRC leadership
Laine Jelenic - a standout athlete and the apple of her daddy's eye
Jean Clifton - former COO, CFO, president and executive VP of JRC
Chuck Pukanecz - former vice president of news of JRC and a man with enough courage to break through picket lines led by evil haters
Frank Ridgeway and Tom Petty - these wonderful double agents risked life and limb to help stop the vicious lies being spread on internet forums
The West Windsor NJ community - these humble residents gave generous emotional support to JRC from inception
Ralph Ingersoll II - without Ralph's creative financial lifestyle, JRC would not have been conceived in 1990

Join me in a proverbial round of applause for this elite group of human beings.

More information on these inductees and future inductees will be announced throughout the year. Anyone with nomination suggestions can contact my new nomination supervisor, Lee.

Thank you for your time.

Bob."

DADDY! You are not only the greatest of great daddies ever but you are the greatest of great humans. This is the most generous gift you have ever given and I know every person on our planet will agree.

I am so excited that I can barely type or breathe, but I want to let all of you JRC supporters know that as my special daddy said, I am available to accept your suggestions for JRC Family Hall of Fame inductions.

On behalf of the JRC family and my dear family, much love and kindness is wished upon you all.

 

Lee:
Bowser was better, so you weren't even the best player in your crappy conference while you were active. And Mats Carseberg was the best player from West Windsor. And Kevin Barry was the best athlete from WW while you attended school there. And Laine was the best athlete in the family.

 

PHINJ, please send me your e-mail.

I would like to hire you - so I could fire you.

 

The West Windsor,NJ community buys The Times more than the Trentonian, so it shouldn't be in the JRC Hall.

Omissions from the JRC Hall:
- Trenton Police Department. The Trentonian's next door neighbor, helping serve as a deterrent against crime at the paper's offices
- The city of Trenton for being a wonderful host to the JRC flagship paper's offices for all these years
- The Trentonian's over 100,000 daily readers
- The Mercer County community businesses who use the "Voted No.1 (fill in type of business) by the Trentonian readers" slogan

 

David B. Bonfield deserves a special spot in the JRC Family HOF. If you read "Tabloid From Hell," it's quite clear he should share a lot of the blame for ruining the paper and terrorizing the sports department -- by virtue of not having a clue about running a newspaper and not having a spine.

Bonfield traded in his $200,000 Trentonian paycheck and his Jasna Polana outings for the much more secure and prestigious world of online gambling.

 

It was quite a shock that Bonfield went to Youbet.com, since he didn't know which end of the horse ate, and which one crapped. Come to think of it, he didn't know much about the newspaper business, either.

 

That's all folks.

 

Shit, this thing is just getting legs. I think it's got four or five pages left in it, at least.