Beware, Trentonian offering jobs that don't exist

Gotta know how to grease the Hitlers of the world.

 

I bet Aaron likes getting to put his name in a job ad.

"Look at me, I'm an editor!!!"

 

I'm new to this forum, but as a person familiar with ongoings of JRC, I thought this would be a nice addition to this forum.

Dear Madam:
Since I happen to like the New York Times (I subscribe Sunday but not weekdays), travel, lectures, film, library, walks, good food and good friends, your ad caught my eye.
I know, I know. I omitted the New Yorker, but since I try to be honest I have to admit it’s been years since I’ve read that magazine.
But I would add baseball, opera and theater to my list.
I presume I don’t need to add that I’m always interested in an energetic, pretty woman.
I am a divorced man who works as a journalist, worships as a Presbyterian and votes as a liberal.

The author of this note also has written a book. If you are interested in reading about it, go to http://www.amazon.com/Tigers-Princeton-Old-Nassau-football/dp/0873971078/ref=sr_1_1/102-6692044-9396120?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1174088478&sr=8-1

 

oh god, come on.

 

And please hurry.

 

Sounds like a dream job.

 

the The opportunity is to die a slow death for.

 

Come on, guys, stop picking on him. He just has a stuttering problem.

(Wonder if he'll get fired for making the mistake of doing the lowercase "the" initially and not properly fixing it. Branding is important to Jelenic.)

 

We need to get off of this JRC horse. It's a job. Aaron, who is a nice guy, is tyring to do it as best as he can. He's in a lose-lose situation but he's making the best of it. Many of you out there wish you were in his shoes. As difficult as jobs are to come by these days, I'm glad to see that someone like him is employed. Wish him well and pray that he doesn't become a JRC asshole.

 

Too late. Barely three weeks on the job and he's already become a JRC asshole.

 

Well, if I ever felt like being an asshole, I'd put in for his job when it opens up in ... *checks watch* ... no? ... *checks watch again* ... still?