Big Ben's Night Out

I don't know about that.. taking a piss on a golf course?! Much ado about nothing.

 

Someone who may see dollar signs in their future. This is ridiculous.

 

His penis was out in public again. Tell the girl who got raped that Ben Roethlisberger's exposed penis is much ado about nothing.

 

And I just got my FF team name for next year: Ben Roethlisberger's Exposed Penis

 

The tree was asking for it ... did you see how high its leaves were?

 

I saw L.C. Greenwood peeing in the woods at a charity golf tournament.

Must be something with those Steelers.

 

Never pissed in public Mustang?

 

They'll be signing Najeh Davenport back any day now ...

 

I'm absolutely certain Roethlisberger had to piss in the trees because he drank too much Gatorade, and no other beverages were involved.

 

That shit runs right thru you, man.

 

Wow, pissing on a tree is a big deal now? Seriously? Y'all need to grow up.

That said, I wouldn't be one bit surprised if this ended up keeping the suspension at six games rather than four. And he would deserve it for being stupid enough to do anything questionable at this time.

 

You kind of contradicted yourself there.

For you or I or any other athlete able to keep his dick in his shorts, pissing on a tree--or hanging around someone who pisses on a tree--is no big deal at all. But as you noted, this dickbag's behavior has put him under a microscope 24/7. What might be a foolish act by someone else could get this dickbag suspended more games. Which quite frankly would be awesome.