Biggest piss-job on Bonds to date

Sid Bream would agree.

 

you would, being an idiot.

And I thought lil' Chuckie hated baseball. Turns out lil' Chuckie listens to Yankees games. Lil' Chuckie's an even bigger fraud than the HR record.

 

I thought the biggest piss job on Bonds was Pearlman's book.

 

This may in fact be my last post here, because I'm going to douse myself in gasoline and have a good long smoke for agreeing with Yawn and Twoback. But anyone who harps on the Bonds is juiced and so-and-so isn't has to remember ALEX FUCKING SANCHEZ was on the juice, and Manny fucking Alexander was found with a glove compartment full of roids while with the Red Sox.

At this point, presume everyone is juicing. You'll be a lot closer to right than by presuming Bonds is one of the few cheaters in the league.

 

Everyone? Even a fat slob like Bob Wickman?

 

Antonio Alfoseca took so much HGH, he grew extra digits. Really, though, would it surprise people to know in a little while that the whole sport is dirty? The way cycling has come down?

 

You just THINK that's tobacco he's chewing.

 

This line had me laughing. Maybe if Bonds had made himself huge by working out on a machine created from bubble gum, paper clips, a tube sock, a Swiss army knife, some rope and duct tape, people wouldn't be so down on him.

 

Man, if Griffey were on roids, he'd be averaging five games a season.

 

Let's see if I've got this straight:

If a clean hitter hits a home run off a clean pitcher, all is well.

If a juiced hitter hits a home run off a juiced pitcher, the hitter is a fraud and nobody gives a shit that pitchers are just a likely (if not more) to be juiced than hitters.

I guess 'roids only matter if there is some neon statistic --- HOME RUN --- that completely makes every other accomplishment of every other juiced player or pitcher invisible by comparison.