Bill Simmons smites Scoop about the head...

Re: Even I'm tired of this thread.

I think it's a parody poking fun at Whitlock, an obvious one at that ... the bucket of chicken line sort of gives it away ...

 

Re: Even I'm tired of this thread.

theyre called alias'. and most of them are pretty funny. the guy that is doing whitlock started off slowly but he has gained ground rapidly.

and actually the "real" jason whitlock should post over there. he can speak directly to his detractors and maybe even some members of the Black KKK. a direct way to have "beautiful conversation". of course, its probably beneath someone of his lofty stature. but hey, USA Today did an article about the site and its founder a couple of weeks ago. i smell "face time" and "coverage". whaddaya say, Jason????

*the gauntlet has left the building*

 

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"Cop KIller" is a hard rock song, some would say heavy metal. Body Count had some entertaining tunes.

 

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This is some funny shit!

Whitlock in a restaurant after Iverson left him:


***************************************
Iverson: WAITER

*Waiter runs to the table

Iverson hands him a 100 dollar bill

Iverson: Here you go man. Me and this dude are on seperate tickets, I've got to bounce.

Whitlock:Take your little sissy ass on then

*Starts eating the food off of Iversons plate

Whitlock: Yummy


*Whitlock calls for waiter

Whitlock: You know what, Im done too, let me get that ticket if you dont mind good sir.

*Waiter runs to get ticket

*Whitlock turns to white woman next to him

Whitlock: Excuse me madam, but are you going to finish that?

White woman: No

Whitlock: Don't mind if I do then!

*Eats food

*Waiter comes back with ticket

Waiter: Here you go sir.

Whitlock: Please, call me boy if you don't mind.

Waiter: Well um, heres the ticket

*Whitlock looks at bill

Whitlock: $29.97, not bad for a well cooked meal. Excuse me sir, me being the simple minded fellow that I am, I dont think I caught your name.

Waiter: Oh, it's Shotglass

Whitlock: Hmm, thats Unique.

Waiter:

Whitlock: Well here you go, it was a pleasure to meet you sir.If I had a camera Id take a picture with you. I'm sure Ill see you running for President in a few years.

*Waiter walks away
*Whitlock writes check, leaves eating food off of random plates

Waiter (in the back) : Man, that guy is a weirdo

*Waiter comes back to pick up ticket, finds check for exactly $29.97 with no tip

Waiter:

 

Re: Even I'm tired of this thread.

Apparently, I'm laughing on the inside.

 

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Some of the posts on this thread are so damn stupid. Umm, I guess like this one.

 

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No, dumb-fuck, video cameras the size of Bic lighters have.

If that's even true.

moron

 

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There is Phil Hartman as Clinton... the only time this attempt was funny.

 

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If Sportsbruh think it funny, it must be pho-real...

 

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My favorite moment in the Cop Killer controversy came when the NRA condemned the song and then, a month or so later, announced that they would fight any attempt to restrict the sale of steel-jacketed "Cop Killer" bullets.
Eyes on the prize there.

 

Re: Even I'm tired of this thread.

Here is just one of many examples of posts on site that clearly support Jason's column on AOL:

Quote:
Originally Posted by No Need For Alarm
I this cat went to the richard simmons school of comedy

hahahhahaahah


but yo jason, real talk... how u a descendant from the big angry field negroes but u act like one of the calm 'yess suh' house negroes?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by j-a-d-a

n!gga u can get as high as u want, be me never..
im from the hanger on the tv era..
mommy yellin boy get in the room..
watch tv, go to bed or get hit with the broom..


If you don't respect your own race why should you expect anyone else to? The site is garbage.

 

Re: Even I'm tired of this thread.

Speaking of eyes ...
The first time I read this post, I thought it said NBA.