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Birmingham News: Tuberville out at Auburn

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Johnny Dangerously, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Slappy,

    Either way, if you can't keep it in your pants, might as well keep it in the family.
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Dec 3, 2008
    #13
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Pope, why do you hate the Sunbelt?
     
    slappy4428, Dec 3, 2008
    #14
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Upon seeing the thread title, I was all set to say we need to check the airports around Fayetteville, Ark. for any planes tied to Auburn boosters.

    Guess I don't need to make that joke, especially now since Auburn is a bigger joke.

    And Petrino can't seriously consider taking the Auburn job, can he?
     
    Freelance Hack, Dec 3, 2008
    #15
  4. dargan

    dargan Active Member

    Dumbest coaching move this season by far.
     
    dargan, Dec 3, 2008
    #16
  5. Lester Bangs

    Lester Bangs Active Member

    So you've yet to hear about Lane Kiffin's new job?
     
    Lester Bangs, Dec 3, 2008
    #17
  6. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    And some still wonder why others think the SEC can be a total fucking joke.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Dec 3, 2008
    #18
  7. dargan

    dargan Active Member

    Well played.
     
    dargan, Dec 3, 2008
    #19
  8. mb

    mb Active Member

    Tommy Bowden: Not an SEC coach
    Lloyd Carr: Not an SEC coach
    Frank Solich: Not an SEC coach
    R.C. Slocum: Not an SEC coach

    And that's just off the very top of my head.

    It's almost like y'all sit around all day and try and come up with new and inventive ways to bitch and moan about the SEC and it's wild and enormous collection of "fanboys."

    But y'all are probably right. Only SEC schools run off coaches that shouldn't be run off. And only SEC fans think their conference is the best, even when it isn't. And only SEC fans are obnoxious, inbred heathens unable to put two sentences together or keep from humping their cousins.
     
    mb, Dec 3, 2008
    #20
  9. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I didn't say other schools weren't ridiculous either. But this has been an ongoing thing with Tuberville, and he'd kind of had a bit more success than Bowden did. Solich too.

    And trust me, I've had a blast watching Michigan this year.

    But an extra bonus is watching all you hillbillies get all riled up and defensive. It's like someone told ya'll us northerners are coming after your guns.

    (I can keep up the stereotyping too, if it gets your thin skin all flushed)
     
    Flying Headbutt, Dec 3, 2008
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  10. Lester Bangs

    Lester Bangs Active Member

    There is no question the SEC is the best conference in the nation. And thanks for the thing about you guys humping your cousins. If you could please explain Kentucky basketball fans next, I'd be much obliged.
     
    Lester Bangs, Dec 3, 2008
    #22
  11. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    No question? The Big 12 would like to have a few words with you.
     
    Oz, Dec 3, 2008
    #23
  12. mb

    mb Active Member

    The only person who said the SEC was best was Mr. Straw Man. But that's not unusual for these parts. And, as to the humping cousins, I guess I got my shit-on-the-south threads confused. Sorry. There's so many of them they all kind of run together.

    Especially for us rednecks down here.
     
    mb, Dec 3, 2008
    #24
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