Black Eyed Peas to play Super Bowl halftime show?

It's official:

http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/black-eyed-peas-to-perform-at-super-bowl-xlv-halftime-show-20102611

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Bowl_halftime_shows

I forgot how often Disney has used this as a vehicle to advertise what they're doing at the theme parks.

 

Fergie ruined the Black Eyed Peas. The Erick Sermon 'crossover' strikes again.

I'd rather go to YouTube and watch Janet's titty pop out, continuously looped, for 40 minutes.

 

Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these. Gotta compete with the wily Japanese.

 

Yeah! Like when SB XL in Detroit went with that famed Motown group . . . the Rolling Stones.

Or when XLI and XLIV in Miami went with those famed Latin artists . . . Prince and the Who.

 

"Since it's in Dallas ..."

Them's fightin' words 'round these parts!

 

REM?

 

RACK!

 

Nah. Too anti-establishment. They aren't gonna go out there and play Alive, Even Flow, Daughter and Elderly Woman.

 

They should get either Antoine Dotson or the dude who did the Bed Intruder song to perform that at halftime. That would be $$$$.

 

It would be worth it to hear them open up with "Satan's Bed."

 

Bingo!

I don't know how many acts are on my list that would actually get me to watch at halftime, but it's not many; definitely fewer than 10. If the Black Eyed Peas set up and performed in my front yard, I wouldn't know who they were. There are four things on my halftime to-do list: eat, drink, go to the bathroom, make second-half bets.