Blade Runner mistakes girlfriend for Replicant, shoots and kills her

Can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

 

Abortionists all over the country quiver at this thought.

 

Trial by Voight-Kampff machine?

 

In the words of Barney Stinson , the trial is going to be en-waitforit-dary, you know, because he has no leg.

 

Does Johannesberg recognize the "Stand Your Ground" defense?

 

No one's posted a pic yet? She's a solid 6 (and more, if the scale went higher):

 

She was also apparently cold when the photo was taken.

 

And now she's 6 feet under. Oh, sweet irony.

 

Son, you've lived your life pretty cleanly to this point, but the violation at hand is so egregious we can't give you a free pass. There is absolutely nothing ironic in this statement. There isn't even anything that a reasonable person might misconstrue as irony. So here's what we're going to do, son: Because you're a good kid, because we don't expect to see you for a while, because we think you might just learn from this mistake and because we don't want to have to fill out all this fucking paperwork, we're going to give you the lowest-level penalty possible. Just send the check in the mail and save yourself the hassle of court. And use your language more carefully next time, for God's sake.

 

I'll have you know it did rain on my wedding day.

 

Reading a thread and stumbling across an Irony Police post is all kinds of great.

 

Hurricane Hugo was my best man