BLOGGING!!!! Live from the doctor's office

Possible good news! The guy next to me, who got here after me, was just called in. Alas, it may just be a case of he needs to see the doctor much more than I do. There are still two women here who were here before me and have not been called in. I hope they're with people who are already visiting the doctor.

And just because:



My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

True -- better forget sending him to his room and make him sit in the corner.

And BYH, let us know if we need to send care packages.

 

Go tell the receptionist that you need to get in ASAP, because you bent your Wookie.

 

You could pick up some of the magazines lying around and remind us of what was happening back six, eight months ago.

 

Ask the receptionist if she has a sister named Selma.

 

Or ask her where Jub-Jub is...

 

Zeke........I'm warning you!!!!!

 

Fling yourself on the floor and thrash around like you're having a seizure. That should move you to the front of the line.

But if it doesn't at least you'll have a pretty good story about the reaction. I've never met anybody who's been forcibly removed from a doctor's office before.

 

That's a Ralph Wiggum quote, Mom. honest. Ask BYH.

I Know better than to try and sneak a masturbation reference by you after I promised I'd stop.

I'd have to be some kind of jerkoff to try that.

 

Yeah, it's not like you said you were shaking hands with the unemployed or something like that.

 

Ask the person closest to you if they ever got a really, really bad rash after visiting Haiti ...

 

Right. If I had said that maybe BYH should ask Buck if he could flog his dolphin, that would be another pop off entirely.

As it was, all I was suggesting was the he quote some Simpsons lines, rather than double-clicking his mouse.