BLOGGING!!!! Live from the doctor's office

Tell 'em you've got shingles and ask if they want to see.

 

Here are some of the fine magazines within reach:

Yachting
Priority (never heard of it)
Motor Trend

There are others but it would be rude to pluck them from the people who are reading them.

A heavy breather sat next to me but just got up to have a smoke. Thank goodness.

Now a depression commercial is playing on the tube. You know what's depressing? This.

I think I'm now the longest-tenured person here, so to speak.

Crap, my phone just rang. I am now THAT GUY, the moron who has his cell phone on so everyone can hear his ring tone.

yippee!!! Just got called in. The nurse says "You've been doing a lot of work!" Oh, if only.

 

Dear Hustler:

I'm an unemployed bitter sportswriter. I never believed the stories in your magazine were true until the day I went to see the doctor...

 

Did you talk to my grandma today?

 

Alright, Ladie's and Gents... Place Your Bets!

What's Ailing BYH?

I'll take the 20-1 parlay on gout/ genital warts.

 

ZEKE12, that's it!

You can just forget about the Twins game tonight. And you keep it up, you can forget about tomorrow night's game as well!

 

Yeast infection

 

Nurse took my blood pressure, says it's normal. I said "I should of come here when I was fighting with Moddy and A_F." she looked at me funny and muttered something about a colorectal exam.

Edit: Rosie, Zeke is right. He was just quoting Ralph Wiggum when he said he bent his wookie. The fact Zeke also calls his schlong a wookie is immaterial.

 

Nah, it's just puberty. He's having strange feelings and urges he doesn't quite understand yet.

 

I know I'm being rather hard on Zeke today, but he has to learn sometime.

Don't tell him, but if he can really, really behave himself the rest of the afternoon, I'll let him watch the Twins game tonight.

And I say BYH just has a stomach ache.

 

Is there anything worse than sitting next to someone coughing in a crowded waiting room.

Maybe even worse than hearing loud turding noises from a nearby stall while you're in a public rest room.

 

Stomach ache? You're not supposed to leave the ben-wa balls in there, silly goose.  ;D